We are open!
Date: 15-Mar-1934 Time: 09:00:24
Today is D-Day ! Our Fine Best Bolzidores Store is open now!
Come see world, come see ! Buy Your New Bolzidore Here and Change your Lifestyle forever! It has never been more easy to get what you always have longed for: A Bolzidore! We are the first place in town to import them on a large scale! Some models, like the robust AA1 and the ever reliable AB2, are in Stock: You can Possess one Today !
Come see this, come along, we have coffee! It is our pleasure to answer all questions you might have about the Art of Bolzidoring.
(Oh, I'm sorry, D-Day will be in some ten years from now).